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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal
alignment chart
she does not FUCK
me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas
my cat:
(via consonant)
A text I never expected to receive from my mother
(Source: kryptoniteconundrum, via probablynotagoose)
I thought this was a corset at first i was like ooh sick’ning
What’s in his ass
i believe that’s Buzz Lightyear
(via probablynotagoose)